Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hormones Suck

Seriously what the freak. Let me tell you a little story. Once while I was a sophomore in high school a crazy lady named Aunt Flow came to visit me. She had visited me previously but I hated her!! Anyways, she decided to visit me but I decided not to let her ruin my weekend. So I went to the movies with my family. We saw Bridge To Tarabithia (great movie!!). The theater was filled with mainly old people and 8 year olds with the exception of me my mom and my brother. Towards the end of the movie something shocking happened and I started to bawl. Not cry my friends, BAWL. Like sobbing making noise I can hardely breath bawl. Anyways I cried and cried until the old lady next to me asked if I would please shut up because I was scaring her grand-daughter. Yikes. Anyways. You may be wondering what this has to do with anything. Well I never cry!! Honestly it rarely happens. Except when Aunt Flow visits me. Then I can't stop crying!!!! I'll cry over happy things, sad things, stupid things, you name it and I'll cry for it. In fact I'm sitting here right now trying to hold back tears because I don't even know why.

Anyways, today I had ANOTHER job interview. This one was for the YMCA. I already got hired at the Wynn but I had nothing better to do today so I figured I'd go check it out. We had a group interview just like at the Wynn except this time there were only half as many people, BUT it took us 2 hours (the Wynn took 30 minutes). Anyways I only talked for a total of 6.5 minutes of the 2 hours. The other 113.5 minutes I tried to figure out who was mormon. It's a fun game sometimes. Like this one kid said he was an Eagle Scout and his last name was Mauer (I know a mormon Mauer who goes to the same school as the dude) anyways then he said he could work on Sunday. So he could be mormon...or not..or a bad mormon!!! BAAA.

After the interview was done and I had determined 5 people in the group were Mo-Mo's they interviewers told us we were all invited back next Wednesday to do a skills test. They started by explaining that we'd have to do some first aid and cpr stuff. I was all for it until they said we would have to do the 300 yd swim again. Holy crap the first time I had to do that I didn't even swim all of the (I sue me) and I almost gave up my $90 because I felt like death was upon me. I had seriously never felt such horrible body pain!!!! So I opted out and decided to just stick with my very nice and EASY job at the Wynn. 10.50 an hour to sit in a chair and tips if I happen to give an old guy a towel!!! My boss today told me that I probly got hired because I'm cute!!! I refuse to take that as an insult because who wouldn't wanna get paid for that...even if it means I was hired based on looks and not my brains OR personality.

1 comment:

Shelby Lou said...

you are weird. end of story. haha i still love you tho.