Ok So Here's The Deal

So I haven't blogged in a while. I haven't really had a whole lot of time to even get on the internet. Here's what's been going on.

I'm going to start with today because right now I'm drawing a blank and I can't think of anything else that's going on. So today I get up and I'm dead tired! Like seriously. Lately I can tell I'm really tired by this new little thing my body does where when I open my eyes it feels like there are razor blades on the inside of my eyelids. Obviously not fun. Sooo I went back to sleep :) Anyways when I finally got up and everything I headed on my merry little way to school. I always sorta time myslef so that I know if I'm giong to be late or not. So I'm almost there and I look down at the clock and it's 10 to 11 but it usually takes me at least 15 minutes to park my car in BFE and walk to class. So I started freaking out because my teacher is a crazy old lady and she hates when your late and if you are she yells at you in front of the whole class (all 295 students(not lying(How many parenthesis can you get in a sentence))) ANYWAYS! Well after I parked I sat there in my car for a sec and couldn't for the life of me remember what time my class started..was it 11, 11:15, 11:30...IDK. So I walked to my class a whole 30 minutes early. Shnikees. Luckily I had some Bio homework to do so it wasn't to bad. After that I went to class and decided to color instead of paying attention. Well doodle not color. But I'm a weird doodler. I doodle fonts. I have lots of them. It's fun. So I doodled this little number.

Cute right. I know :) Anways, class was over and I ran to my car to move it so I wouldn't have to walk all the way across campus when I got done with my lab. After moving it I sat and ate my leftovers from breakfast (a hostess stroudel, heath bar, and a watered down Dr. Pepper) Then I went to class and luckily it didn't take to long. When I got out of class I had just enough time to grab a quick bite and run to my lifeguarding class. All I wanted was a chicken quesadilla with extra jalepeno sauce and a Mt. Dew. I drove around for an hour looking for a taco bell. When it was apperent that there wasn't one anywhere to be found I decided I would stop at the closest fast food restuarant...but guess what! Apparently people down in the ghetto don't eat. However I did find this thing called "TENT CITY" WTF. Did you know we had such a thing. We do. It's a bunch of hobos who pitch tents on a street and live there. So that was interesting. I was so pissed about the whole taco bell thing, so I come into class and everyone can tell I'm mad. So I shared my tragic story and everyone felt so bad that someone gave me a bag of lays. HOW SWEET! My day totally improved untill 5 minutes later when my instructor walked in with a taco bell cup in his hand. WTF. So ya. The rest of the class went well except for one thing. Our test is tomorrow so we were practicing for it. Well I was really nervous so I walked up with another lifeguard. I looked at my teacher and asked if I could be the secondary rescuer (which means the other person has to get in and make the rescue..all the secondary does is yell "Get out of the way!") My gay face instructor made me the one that has to get in the water! UGH! GAYGAYGAY. So I spotted my (fake) drowning person and jumped in and swam out. I get half way out there and realize they picked THE HEAVIEST AND BIGGEST DUDE to fake drown! And I'm one of the smallest!!! OMG! But I saved him. Yay me. After class I came home and jumped in the shower. What an event. Seriously. My hair has been really dried out from the pool. So I decided to use a trick I read about in Seventeen. Blast Seventeen...I think they just put advice in there so they can laugh to themselves about all the stupid girls who try them. Anyways. The trick is to put olive oil in your hair. So I ran to the kitchen to get the oil and covered my head in it. It was annoying but it came out. On to the next step. After I got the oil out and everything I went to shave. As I'm shaving my legs I'm feeling to make sure I didn't miss anything and I realize that my razor isn't really doing anything! So I try rinsing it out and realize the oil mixed with the little hair that's in there is clogging the razor. I tried everything to unclog it and nothing worked!!!! I had to throw out my razor and give up. However now part of one of my legs is kinda sorta shaved and everything else isn't. I swear. Here's some advice..1. Don't put oil anywhere near your body. and 2. Don't listen to anything Seventeen magazine has to say.