I have only 2 words!!

HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Yes you are seeing the actual poster for NEW MOON and yes the date on the bottom is the 20th of THIS November. HELLS YA BABY!

I Glow In The Dark

Yup that's right, I'm a whitey!!! It sucks butt! But I can't do anything about it except try and tan. Even though I have an amazing job that's going to allow me to get super tan I decided to sit out today. I barely got any darker. However my back is darker. Only one side though. Ya that's right. Somehow I managed to tan only the back right side of my backside lol. I look like a weirdo now but oh well!!!

I have been so stressed out lately its insane. Ya it's mostly my fault because I am a stressful person. I work best under stress and there are very few times ever I'm not worrying about something. But I really have a lot going on. I decided not to go to Dixie. Why you might ask? Well I was given $4000 in loans and scholarships. Seems like a pretty good chunk of change right? WRONG! I registered for 7 credits because the other that I needed were math and english and I hadn't been approved yet. For those 7 credits it would've costed me over $3000. So with the $1000 still in my student account I would've had to but $800 towards my dorm probably $500 for my books and another $1500 minimum for my other credits. Did you do the math? Ya it doesn't add up. So I decided to stay. I'm not sure what I'll do now. Fall semester at UNLV obviously and then who knows..maybe I'll try and leave again or maybe I'll find an apartment here in town. Either way I have to figure out my future and kind of fast all things considered. Next on the to-do list. I need to get in at the Wynn. That should happen soon thank goodness. Good money and nice hours..plus I'll get that tan! Heck Yes baby. I also need to buy a car by the end of the summer get my own phone plan and pay my own car insurance. The stressful thing about everything is it all relies on each other. I can't completely do one thing because each step has to do with the other.

Anyways. Here's the other thing. My mom is psycho. Ya this isn't news for those of you who no me. She's beyond strict sometimes. So today I didn't put the pool cover on. Yup a pool cover. Because of this one incident I am not allowed to see anyone! That's right. Oh and not only that but because I'm not moving my rules are getting stricter. Seems odd right. So now I'm going to try to get out of the dang house. I hate it here. It's ridiculous. That's my life. Right now it sucks ASS. I'm so pissed about tonight. Seriously a pool cover. Get over it mom. Last time I checked you have a beyond out of control child living with you. He gets away with murder and I get away with nothing. I'm pissed. Beyond pissed. Especially because right now I can hear her bad mouthing me to my family in the other room. AWESOME MOM! YOU ROCK! F*CK YOU!

100 things about me

I know no one will read this thing all the way through but I'm bored and have nothing better to do..so here's 100 things about me!!

1. I was born 2 days after Christmas and I hate it.


2. I've never fit in with the people my age, if I had been born one year sooner my life would've been a lot easier.


3. I change my hair color about once every 6 months because its the easiest thing to change about my appearance.


4. I hate feet, looking at them, touching them, everything about them. (But feet in socks are OK!!)


5. My favorite color is green.


6. I've had a least one boyfriend for every year of school since the 7th grade.


7. I always wanted a strapless wedding dress.


8. When I was a freshman my mom almost took me to get a tattoo...my brother stopped us from going.


9. I've had the same list of summer goals since the 7th grade and I've never accomplished any of them.


10. I'm afraid of rubberbands.


11. I'm afraid of opening car doors when the car is moving because I think I'll get sucked out...even though I realize that's impossible.


12. I'm a bitch and I realize this, I've been trying to change it forever..hopefully before I die I will.


13. I graduated early.


14. I wore braces for 6 years and I have a permanent retainer.


15. I've had 6 jobs in 2 years.


16. I played soccer for 8 years.


17. I've always wanted a HUGE teddy bear for Valentine's Day, but I've never gotten one.


18. I can't eat refried beans.


19. I think orange juice is disgusting.


20. I'm 5'7.5" (I wish I were shorter).


21. I'm a natural blonde.


22. My hair is naturally curly but I almost always straighten it.


23. I was a cheerleader.


24. The year I cheerleaded I taught myslef how to do a no handed cartwheel.


25. I've cried everytime I've scored a goal in soccer.


26. I wanted to be married on August 31 so my anniversary would be 831, but I'd have to get married on a weekday to do that.


27. If I have to have my wedding reception in a church gym I'll shoot myself.


28. I will probably have very few bridesmaids because most girls don't like me.


29. I think pie is better than cake.


30. I hate what i look like when I laugh.


31. I'm not flexible at all.


32. My favorite shape is a star.


33. I want to be a teacher.


34. I hated english, reading, writing, the whole shebang until I started blogging.


35. I want to learn to play guitar before I die.


36. I also want to learn to play piano before I die.


37. I play viola.


38. I've been in choir since the second grade.


39. I hate being the oldest child because I have the strictest rules (part of being the guiny pig)


40. I used to hate eating in front of people.


41. I like black and white photo's better than color.


42. I think its funny that we spent decades figuring out how to get color pictures but everyone converts at least one picture back to black and white.


43. I'm cheap..worse than a jew lol.


44. I can drive stick shift.


45. My first best friends name was Saybra.


46. My second best friends name was Sam.


47. Followed by Lindsey.


48. Now Shelby!!


49. I've been to New York, Paris, London, and Dublin. Those are the only places really worth bragging about. (except for the places on the CHT..those were pretty cool)


50. I love taking pictures but I always feel stupid taking out my camera.


51. I've always thought I look better in pics when I don't know they're being taken, but I've never found anyone to follow me around with a camera..darn it.


52. My middle name is Elizabeth.


53. I was named after my great uncle.


54. My nickname was going to be Ali.


55. Only one person has ever called me that.


56. I think it'd be cool if my husband was the only one to call me that.


57. I've never pulled an all nighter.


58. I love sleeping...its one of my favorite things to do.


59. I want a calling in young womens.


60. I rarely talk to my dad.


61. Most of my family is catholic.


62. Rollar coasters make me sick.


63. I love Disney movies.


64. I've only been to Disneyland twice.


65. The first time got the flu and couldn't go for more than 2 hours.


66. The second time I went with my bf who I really didn't like and spent the whole day trying to keep him away from me.


67. I've never been popular because I hate meeting new people.


68. I'm only shy when I'm completely surrounded by people I don't know. If I have one friend there I'm usually ok.


69. I was asked to prom 4 different times but only got to go once.


70. The reason for that is everyone bailed when they realized I wouldn't sleep with them.


71. My best friend and I thought we broke her step dad's lap top because her bf told us to DL porn and we thought it put a virus on it.


72. My best friend used to make me call everyone for her because we sounded the same on the phone and she was always to chicken to do it.


73. When I laugh super hard I fart..bahaha hopefully everyone's stopped reading by now.


74. I hate pancakes.


75. I make bomb french toast...srsly..its legit.


76. I sew my own pillows.
77. I love music.
78. I have 12 cousins.
79. My favorite movie growing up was Parent Trap.
80. My favorite movies now are Memoirs of a Geisha, A Walk To Remember, and Tranformers.
81. I'm a hopeless romantic.
82. My favorite restaurant is Benni Hannas...however you spell it.
83. I didn't go to the strip until I was 18.
84. I've lived in Vegas my whole life.
85. I've never been to a wedding.
86. I've never thrown a party.
87. I really really want a toyota tacoma!!
88. I love dancing!
89. I wear a 9 in shoes.
90. I have huge feet.
91. Seriously I wear the same size as my mom and she's 3 inches taller than me.
92. I've had a lot of pets in my lifetime.
93. My favorite number is 15.
94. 13 sucks as a number (hahaha)
95. I want to learn to swing dance.
96. I love horses.
97. I want a ranch some time in my life.
98. My full name is Alix..not alexandra or alexis or any of that..just Alix.
99. I thought I wanted 4 or 6 kids..now I don't know.
100. I don't want to have kids until 5 years after I'm married because once you have kids you can never be alone with your husband again...until your an old fart.

Gah Shelby!!!

5 Things I was doing 5 years ago

1. Getting my first kiss by the buses where EVERYONE and the MOM could see.

2. Watching my mom get married to a crazy in city hall.

3. Moving all the way across town yet having to drive clear to the other end to go to school.

4. Eating pickles in my front yard because our house had been cleaned out and that's all we had to eat.

5. Singing on the bus ride home with the girl I would call my Soul Sista until junior year.

5 Things on My To-Do-List

1. Making it onto Shelby's to do list. (HINT HINT!)

2. Going to see 17 again and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past by myself because Chey refuses to go.

3. Getting my drug tests done so I can start officially making some mula at the Wynn.

4. Going to Dixie and finally getting away from my house for a bit.

5. Buying a new car...one who's alarm doesn't go off for no reason and refuse to shut up please!

5 Places I've Lived

1. Avon Street (Las Vegas)

2. San Bruno (Las Vegas)

3. The GHETTO!!! (Las Vegas)

4. Rainbow Cove (Where I live now)

5. Somewhere in Greenvalley in my crazy ex-step dad's house (Las Vegas)

5 Things I Want to Be Doing in 5 Years

1. Having se....I mean Married!!! (just kidding about that first part lol)

2. Starting my second year of teaching and being done with college (for the time being).

3. Owning a house and not paying rent.

4. Making more than $10 an hour.

5. Thinking about having kids in the DISTANT future!!

5 People I Tag

Sadly I don't even know that many people and Shelby already tagged me...so the only person left is.........

CHEY!!!!

( Have fun sucker bahahaha :-* )

Hormones Suck

Seriously what the freak. Let me tell you a little story. Once while I was a sophomore in high school a crazy lady named Aunt Flow came to visit me. She had visited me previously but I hated her!! Anyways, she decided to visit me but I decided not to let her ruin my weekend. So I went to the movies with my family. We saw Bridge To Tarabithia (great movie!!). The theater was filled with mainly old people and 8 year olds with the exception of me my mom and my brother. Towards the end of the movie something shocking happened and I started to bawl. Not cry my friends, BAWL. Like sobbing making noise I can hardely breath bawl. Anyways I cried and cried until the old lady next to me asked if I would please shut up because I was scaring her grand-daughter. Yikes. Anyways. You may be wondering what this has to do with anything. Well I never cry!! Honestly it rarely happens. Except when Aunt Flow visits me. Then I can't stop crying!!!! I'll cry over happy things, sad things, stupid things, you name it and I'll cry for it. In fact I'm sitting here right now trying to hold back tears because I don't even know why.

Anyways, today I had ANOTHER job interview. This one was for the YMCA. I already got hired at the Wynn but I had nothing better to do today so I figured I'd go check it out. We had a group interview just like at the Wynn except this time there were only half as many people, BUT it took us 2 hours (the Wynn took 30 minutes). Anyways I only talked for a total of 6.5 minutes of the 2 hours. The other 113.5 minutes I tried to figure out who was mormon. It's a fun game sometimes. Like this one kid said he was an Eagle Scout and his last name was Mauer (I know a mormon Mauer who goes to the same school as the dude) anyways then he said he could work on Sunday. So he could be mormon...or not..or a bad mormon!!! BAAA.

After the interview was done and I had determined 5 people in the group were Mo-Mo's they interviewers told us we were all invited back next Wednesday to do a skills test. They started by explaining that we'd have to do some first aid and cpr stuff. I was all for it until they said we would have to do the 300 yd swim again. Holy crap the first time I had to do that I didn't even swim all of the (I cheated..so sue me) and I almost gave up my $90 because I felt like death was upon me. I had seriously never felt such horrible body pain!!!! So I opted out and decided to just stick with my very nice and EASY job at the Wynn. 10.50 an hour to sit in a chair and tan..plus tips if I happen to give an old guy a towel!!! My boss today told me that I probly got hired because I'm cute!!! I refuse to take that as an insult because who wouldn't wanna get paid for that...even if it means I was hired based on looks and not my brains OR personality.

I Hate The Dentist!!!

So I had a dentist appointment this morning. As you can tell by the title I effing hate the dentist. Srsly! They just cause me pain. And they put weird ace funk stuff on my teeth. Last time I went to the dentist they put some weird stuff on my teeth and told me I couldn't eat, drink, or brush for the next few hours. So being the genius that I am I went to the mall thinking no one would see me in the middle of the afternoon on a Thursday!! However, I was dead wrong. I ran into my ex, his friend, and his girl friend. I basically said hi and ran away. So today she tells me she's gonna put the stuff on my teeth again and I got up and left. I wasn't going to school like that.

Anyways I also got a new book today!! I'm excited to read it! OH OH AND!!! I got the job lifeguarding at the Wynn!!! HELLS YA BABY!!!

Though we are commanded to love one another and it is not our decision to choose who we will and won't forgive I think we have the choice to choose who we want in our lives. Unfortunately there are just some people out there that you clash with. It seems like every step of the way there's confrontation. In cases like these its always just easier to accept that person for who they are and let them go. I have found this to be very effective. I forgive the hardships we faced and I have forgoteen them but that does not change our relationship.

Aside from that realization nothing has really been going on lately. I have a job interview at the Wynn Monday at 2. This will be my 3rd interview and most people I've talked to about it think I've got the job which is AWESOME! I've also realized I might be too competitve. When I was younger and totally invovled with soccer I had a nasty habit of running the other girls down. Seriously. I would grab and pull and tear until they fell to the ground and I had the ball. This suprises a lot of people because I hit like a girl and I'm basically a panzy but trust me friends if I get pissed enough you're goin down. Anyways when I was 13 I stopped playing soccer until I was a freshmen. Not far into the season my position was changed and i found myself getting even more competitive. Now instead of being closer to our offensive goal I was on the defensive side and aside from the goalie the last feildsman to stop the opposing team from scoring. During one game another competetive player on the opposite team got a little pushy and I ended up shoving her into the goal post. Nice right. I know. My mom told me thatnight that she thought the old Alix was gone but apparently she wasn't. In fact, I was 10 times worse than I had been when I was younger. A few nights ago Chey and I decided to play a card game in which he killed me at. After the 2nd game I was so irritated that a few cuss words slipped. The next day at work a friend asked me if Chey was competetive. I laughed saying, "maybe but I'm so competetive I think it makes him look pretty mellow." Apparently this is a problem. I should try working on it!!!!

Anyways I'll keep you posted on what happens with the job.

Someone...

...Deleted me as a friend on facebook.

Wanna know how I found out.

Because I care for the people I come in contact with. I had been friends with this person for some time and though we didn't talk much I still wished him well. Occassionally I would visit his profile to make sure everything was going his way and he was still a happy camper! After not seeing his status updates for a while I tried looking him up when I realized I had been deleted.

I must say i'm just a little disappointed. Through good and bad I stayed friends with this person. But it seemed like when I finally got happy he didn't want anything to do with me. Sounds a little hypocritical but that's life. Live and learn right? Right!!

Utah

So I took my first road trip on Saturday. Well it was kind of like a mini road trip but hey it was still fun. Chey and I hit the road Saturday morning to St. George where we will be living very soon. I loved it!! It was so pretty and the weather was so nice! I can't wait to move there. WOOO HOOO. Here are a few pics for your enjoyment!! :)

This was a medal bridge that someone did for their eagle project. If connected these 2 rocks that had a gap in between then that was about 10 feet off the ground. Not very high but I'm so afraid of heights that I had to run across it!!

It's Chey on the other side of the bridge!! He kept creeping down closer to the hole!! It scared the crap out of me.

Me and Chey

My Future Home!!!

Memory

Turn on your iPod and select shuffle. Write a memory the comes to mind with the song: where you were when you first heard it, who it reminds you of, etc. Do this for 10 songs and have fun visiting memory lane!!

Kungfu Fighting (The Village People)

This song make me think of my best friend and her brother in the 7th grade. We would turn this on and pretend kunfu fight each other!! It was so much fun!! I also danced to this song sonic when we were on the church history tour..I have a video!!! Look!! You can't here the song playing but just know it was there :)

Barbie Girl (Aqua)

When I was in 4th grade I went to safekey in the morning and one of the teachers did karaoke in fridays. Every time me and 3 other girls would sing this song. We always hogged the karaoke machine cuz everyone else was to big of a panzy to get up there and sing lol.

There She Goes (The La's)

This is one of the songs in the parent trap (the Lindsey Lohan version) it was my FAVORITE movie when I was younger!!!

Potential Breakup Song (Aly and AJ)

This song was the first track of a breakup CD my best friend made me when my ex and I broke up. I used to blast this in my car whenever he pissed me off, it still reminds me of what retards guys are.

Hey There Delilah (Plain White T's)

My last boyfriend made me Cd's every now and then and this song was on the first one. It was before the song became really popular. Now that everyone listens to it I can't stand the song.

I Caught Fire (The Used)

When my best friend turned 16 she had a big party in her back yard and the DJ made CD's for everyone and this song was on it. It's in my Freshmen Year playlist on my iPod.

My Shiny Teeth and Me (Chip Skylark...from the Fairly Odd Parents)

Me, my best friend, and the assistant manager of could stone used to sing this at work. The song is hilarious. Totally stupid and pointless but still funny!

Crank That (Soulja Boy)

This was the only song that I danced to at my Senior Homecoming. We were there for literally 5 minutes and then we left. It was also on the senior slideshow I made so at the reunion everyone will remember what goofs we were and what weird music we listened to.

Crush (David Archuleta)

This song came on the radio when Shelby and I went to the temple. Her bf's mom said it reminded her of SHelby and her bf, but I couldn't listen to it without puking until 2 weeks later when I started talking to Chey..then I loved the song and now everytime I hear it I think of Mr. Amazing.

Online (Brad Paisley)

This song reminds me of Brock. He can get girls but he's such a tech nerd that it reminds me of him lol.

Sad Day

Once upon a time there was a girl who had a very bad day. From the moment her day started everything just seemed to go wrong. Though she had a few laughs the over all feeling in the girl's heart was of sadness. "If I only I could cry" she thought "then maybe I'd feel better." But instead she was tortured with one grim event after another making her heart heavier by the minute. The girl felt alone, scared, vulnerable, and as if she were waiting for heartbreak to come. Luckily the girl had very wise friends who helped to remind her that everything would be ok and today was just one bad day amidst many many good ones.

UGH

Ya I'm posting again people, get over it. I always view my blog after I post to look over what I just wrote but today when I did it I couldn't stop staring at that picture at the top of my blog. Look at it!!! Isn't it cute.. Yup just darlin. K well I miss some things in that picture. I miss that green jacket. I wore that thing constantly!! But the day we took that picture I left it at the park. So sad!!! It is forever lost in the land of Lone Mountain Park. And my hair. Many of you probably don't realize but I chopped 6 inches of my hair and dyed it blonde. And you don't know this because since I cut and dyed it (4 weeks ago) I have yet to take a SINGLE DANG picture. Ugh. Anyways. I love my color but I wish I could have my length back. I love my hair long. I looklike a fat head when it's short. But anyways. Hopefully it grows fast! Ok that's all I wanted you to know :)

Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

I have nothing really to talk about but I am bored out of my mind and I need to find something to do before work. Oh dreadful work. So I'm going to blog about what I did yesterday, what I'm doing today, and what I'll do tomorrow or anytime in the near future. Yippy Skippy. If you want to close this window instead of reading please exit now. I will not be offended..no one reads this thing anyways. So yesterday was a very boring day!! I wanted to pound my head into the wall it was so boring. I went and saw Chey yesterday morning. After that I basically had no one to talk to because he was visitng with his brother. So I ended up staring at my phone for about 6 hours. Then I went to Shelby's. We had a yummy dinner and watched the singles ward. Fun stuff. Then I went back to Chey's where we basically didn't do anything. Just played on the computer for a bit. Today I have to work. BOOOO!!!! I have to leave at 12 (even though I don't work till 1) so I can go get my check and cash it to put gas in my car before it breaks down. WHoopdy Doo. Luckily my boss is letting me off 4 hours early to come home and eat dinner with the missionaries. Then I'm gong to Chey's I think. He's baking. He..not We...I've given up. Not to brag but I'm a pretty good cook and for a long time I thought I was a dang good baker to. But apparently my baking instincts have gone to pot since I started dating Chey. Seriously something goes wrong everytime I try to bake something when he's around. I must get distracted by his incredible good looks. So I've given up. I'll cook him dinner for the rest of our lives and he can bake me dessert. Sounds like a good trade to me. Anyways. Tomorrow is Saturday and I have to work and then I'm going to Chey's (SHOCKING!!) for his brother/dad's party where I won't really know anyone but there will be food. Suh-weet. The only other things I have planned for a while are school (3 weeks of class and 1 week of finals left), trying to find a new job, a 4 month anniversary soon, going to Dixie one Saturday, and that's about it. I live an exciting life people. Don't hate.

People Make No Sense

I'm coming to a close of my DI days. Yes my friends that's right. My official last day ever at that dreaful place is May 12th...unless I can somehow make it out sooner (keep your fingers crossed) Hopefully soon I will be getting $10 and hour to sit in a chair and tan. Suh-weet! Anyways back to the reason for the title. So DI does returns, don't get to excited we only do them on clothing and it has to be within 7 days of the purchase. Anyways this old couple comes in and hands me 2 bags filled with $20 worth of clothing they wanted to exchange. BTW the whole time I'm procssing the clothes the guy keeps saying how much he loves DI..."I just love DI, I love this shirt, I love your bags (ya the plastic ones..I know..weird) So I add everything up and I go to make sure the date is within 7 days. I see that the date is April 8th (that's today people). What sense does this make. This guy had enough time to drive down to DI for the SECOND time in 24 hours to return clothes YET he didn't have enough time to try everything on. HMMMMM. Ya buddy your not one taco short of a combo plate at all!!! Anyways. I shouldn't be talking because I swear I'm losing it. You have to clock out for lunch and then clock back in when your done. I swear I can not remember for the life of me if I did either. I must have a lot on my mind. IDK. Tonight was strange but hey that's life. Also tomorrow night Chey's brother is coming home from his mission. Exciting stuff right? Right! Excpet I won't get to see Chey. This will be probly the first night in the 3 (almost 4) months we've been dating that we haven't seen each other. That's right people we see each other every day...don't hate. Anyways. This is sadening me today so I'm thinking I'll go see him in the morning just so we won't ruin our amazing record!!! Whoop!

Making The Switch

I might be switching over blogs. I have 2 right now, this one and the one I share with Mr. Amazing. But I haven't really been blogging a lot on this one. But the other one I mainly just blog about things pertaining to Chey. But ya IDK..what do you think?

Out With The Old...

Today I decided it was time to do some deep cleaning. A while back (when Mr. Amazing came into my life) Shelby and I decided there were some things that we had that needed to be out of sight and definately out of mind. We figured the best (and most fun) way to dispose of the items was to burn them. Well we are a couple of busy girls and on our list of things to do, burning love letters and such was far from the top. So I decided today to stop procrastinating and finally get rid of the extra clutter lying around in my room. I through everything out. I am a pack rat and I had kept notes, letters, pictures, corsages, pictures, jewelry, homecoming questions, journals, gifts, movie tickets, and anything else you could think of. It is all currently sitting outside my house in the trash can and it will be taken to the dump promptly. How exciting. Yes it was a part of my past, but just because I don't have reminders doesn't mean I'll forget a 2 year chunk of my life. However, I find that chunk a large waste of time (except for a few events that brought me to where I am now) and I don't need keepsakes to hold on to the memories that truly matter. The only thing I even considered keeping was the necklace (who knows, maybe it was worth some money) but I quickly remebered it was purchased from K-mart and no pawn shop in their right mind would take it. Now that the old is out I feel like I have even more space to bring in the new. It's funny how life changes though. I looked through my journals one last time before tossing them to try and scavenge the smallest bit of advice I could learn from. Basically I realized that the following:

God only wants the best for us. He only wants us to be happy. If we're not truly happy with something it's probably not the right thing for us.

The greatest things come without force. Relationships take work, but if your the only working all your doing is forcing a round peg in a square hole, and even kindergardners know that won't work.

Life changes. What you once thought was going to be your life can change in an instant.

Learn from the past.

Your past brings you to your future. Without my past I never would've met Mr. Amazing...funny how things seem to get worse before they get better, but once they do they're AMAZING!!

UPDATE!!

I'm now officially a life guard and blonde!! Go me! I'm also poor, that sucks!

Ok So Here's The Deal

So I haven't blogged in a while. I haven't really had a whole lot of time to even get on the internet. Here's what's been going on.

I'm going to start with today because right now I'm drawing a blank and I can't think of anything else that's going on. So today I get up and I'm dead tired! Like seriously. Lately I can tell I'm really tired by this new little thing my body does where when I open my eyes it feels like there are razor blades on the inside of my eyelids. Obviously not fun. Sooo I went back to sleep :) Anyways when I finally got up and everything I headed on my merry little way to school. I always sorta time myslef so that I know if I'm giong to be late or not. So I'm almost there and I look down at the clock and it's 10 to 11 but it usually takes me at least 15 minutes to park my car in BFE and walk to class. So I started freaking out because my teacher is a crazy old lady and she hates when your late and if you are she yells at you in front of the whole class (all 295 students(not lying(How many parenthesis can you get in a sentence))) ANYWAYS! Well after I parked I sat there in my car for a sec and couldn't for the life of me remember what time my class started..was it 11, 11:15, 11:30...IDK. So I walked to my class a whole 30 minutes early. Shnikees. Luckily I had some Bio homework to do so it wasn't to bad. After that I went to class and decided to color instead of paying attention. Well doodle not color. But I'm a weird doodler. I doodle fonts. I have lots of them. It's fun. So I doodled this little number.

Cute right. I know :) Anways, class was over and I ran to my car to move it so I wouldn't have to walk all the way across campus when I got done with my lab. After moving it I sat and ate my leftovers from breakfast (a hostess stroudel, heath bar, and a watered down Dr. Pepper) Then I went to class and luckily it didn't take to long. When I got out of class I had just enough time to grab a quick bite and run to my lifeguarding class. All I wanted was a chicken quesadilla with extra jalepeno sauce and a Mt. Dew. I drove around for an hour looking for a taco bell. When it was apperent that there wasn't one anywhere to be found I decided I would stop at the closest fast food restuarant...but guess what! Apparently people down in the ghetto don't eat. However I did find this thing called "TENT CITY" WTF. Did you know we had such a thing. We do. It's a bunch of hobos who pitch tents on a street and live there. So that was interesting. I was so pissed about the whole taco bell thing, so I come into class and everyone can tell I'm mad. So I shared my tragic story and everyone felt so bad that someone gave me a bag of lays. HOW SWEET! My day totally improved untill 5 minutes later when my instructor walked in with a taco bell cup in his hand. WTF. So ya. The rest of the class went well except for one thing. Our test is tomorrow so we were practicing for it. Well I was really nervous so I walked up with another lifeguard. I looked at my teacher and asked if I could be the secondary rescuer (which means the other person has to get in and make the rescue..all the secondary does is yell "Get out of the way!") My gay face instructor made me the one that has to get in the water! UGH! GAYGAYGAY. So I spotted my (fake) drowning person and jumped in and swam out. I get half way out there and realize they picked THE HEAVIEST AND BIGGEST DUDE to fake drown! And I'm one of the smallest!!! OMG! But I saved him. Yay me. After class I came home and jumped in the shower. What an event. Seriously. My hair has been really dried out from the pool. So I decided to use a trick I read about in Seventeen. Blast Seventeen...I think they just put advice in there so they can laugh to themselves about all the stupid girls who try them. Anyways. The trick is to put olive oil in your hair. So I ran to the kitchen to get the oil and covered my head in it. It was annoying but it came out. On to the next step. After I got the oil out and everything I went to shave. As I'm shaving my legs I'm feeling to make sure I didn't miss anything and I realize that my razor isn't really doing anything! So I try rinsing it out and realize the oil mixed with the little hair that's in there is clogging the razor. I tried everything to unclog it and nothing worked!!!! I had to throw out my razor and give up. However now part of one of my legs is kinda sorta shaved and everything else isn't. I swear. Here's some advice..1. Don't put oil anywhere near your body. and 2. Don't listen to anything Seventeen magazine has to say.

Improvements

The past few weeks I feel like I have making some huge improvements in my life. They're really more like changes but still. This week I started a lifeguarding class so that I can go find a better job and make tons of money. What will I use that money for you ask? Well I will be saving to buy a car (yes my very own car!) and to have money for when I leave for Utah. You heard right..I'm leaving for Utah soon, St. George to be exact. This week I recieved my acceptance letter to Dixie! I also recieved a scholarship! Awesome Possum! I'm also getting my hair done this week!! I can't wait. I love changing my hair. It's the easiest thing to change about your appearance and it's the probably the most temporary thing you can change about yourself. So ya! I will keep you updated on everythig!!! WOO HOO!