I have only 2 words!!

HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Yes you are seeing the actual poster for NEW MOON and yes the date on the bottom is the 20th of THIS November. HELLS YA BABY!

I Glow In The Dark

Yup that's right, I'm a whitey!!! It sucks butt! But I can't do anything about it except try and tan. Even though I have an amazing job that's going to allow me to get super tan I decided to sit out today. I barely got any darker. However my back is darker. Only one side though. Ya that's right. Somehow I managed to tan only the back right side of my backside lol. I look like a weirdo now but oh well!!!

I have been so stressed out lately its insane. Ya it's mostly my fault because I am a stressful person. I work best under stress and there are very few times ever I'm not worrying about something. But I really have a lot going on. I decided not to go to Dixie. Why you might ask? Well I was given $4000 in loans and scholarships. Seems like a pretty good chunk of change right? WRONG! I registered for 7 credits because the other that I needed were math and english and I hadn't been approved yet. For those 7 credits it would've costed me over $3000. So with the $1000 still in my student account I would've had to but $800 towards my dorm probably $500 for my books and another $1500 minimum for my other credits. Did you do the math? Ya it doesn't add up. So I decided to stay. I'm not sure what I'll do now. Fall semester at UNLV obviously and then who knows..maybe I'll try and leave again or maybe I'll find an apartment here in town. Either way I have to figure out my future and kind of fast all things considered. Next on the to-do list. I need to get in at the Wynn. That should happen soon thank goodness. Good money and nice hours..plus I'll get that tan! Heck Yes baby. I also need to buy a car by the end of the summer get my own phone plan and pay my own car insurance. The stressful thing about everything is it all relies on each other. I can't completely do one thing because each step has to do with the other.

Anyways. Here's the other thing. My mom is psycho. Ya this isn't news for those of you who no me. She's beyond strict sometimes. So today I didn't put the pool cover on. Yup a pool cover. Because of this one incident I am not allowed to see anyone! That's right. Oh and not only that but because I'm not moving my rules are getting stricter. Seems odd right. So now I'm going to try to get out of the dang house. I hate it here. It's ridiculous. That's my life. Right now it sucks ASS. I'm so pissed about tonight. Seriously a pool cover. Get over it mom. Last time I checked you have a beyond out of control child living with you. He gets away with murder and I get away with nothing. I'm pissed. Beyond pissed. Especially because right now I can hear her bad mouthing me to my family in the other room. AWESOME MOM! YOU ROCK! F*CK YOU!

100 things about me

I know no one will read this thing all the way through but I'm bored and have nothing better to do..so here's 100 things about me!!

1. I was born 2 days after Christmas and I hate it.


2. I've never fit in with the people my age, if I had been born one year sooner my life would've been a lot easier.


3. I change my hair color about once every 6 months because its the easiest thing to change about my appearance.


4. I hate feet, looking at them, touching them, everything about them. (But feet in socks are OK!!)


5. My favorite color is green.


6. I've had a least one boyfriend for every year of school since the 7th grade.


7. I always wanted a strapless wedding dress.


8. When I was a freshman my mom almost took me to get a tattoo...my brother stopped us from going.


9. I've had the same list of summer goals since the 7th grade and I've never accomplished any of them.


10. I'm afraid of rubberbands.


11. I'm afraid of opening car doors when the car is moving because I think I'll get sucked out...even though I realize that's impossible.


12. I'm a bitch and I realize this, I've been trying to change it forever..hopefully before I die I will.


13. I graduated early.


14. I wore braces for 6 years and I have a permanent retainer.


15. I've had 6 jobs in 2 years.


16. I played soccer for 8 years.


17. I've always wanted a HUGE teddy bear for Valentine's Day, but I've never gotten one.


18. I can't eat refried beans.


19. I think orange juice is disgusting.


20. I'm 5'7.5" (I wish I were shorter).


21. I'm a natural blonde.


22. My hair is naturally curly but I almost always straighten it.


23. I was a cheerleader.


24. The year I cheerleaded I taught myslef how to do a no handed cartwheel.


25. I've cried everytime I've scored a goal in soccer.


26. I wanted to be married on August 31 so my anniversary would be 831, but I'd have to get married on a weekday to do that.


27. If I have to have my wedding reception in a church gym I'll shoot myself.


28. I will probably have very few bridesmaids because most girls don't like me.


29. I think pie is better than cake.


30. I hate what i look like when I laugh.


31. I'm not flexible at all.


32. My favorite shape is a star.


33. I want to be a teacher.


34. I hated english, reading, writing, the whole shebang until I started blogging.


35. I want to learn to play guitar before I die.


36. I also want to learn to play piano before I die.


37. I play viola.


38. I've been in choir since the second grade.


39. I hate being the oldest child because I have the strictest rules (part of being the guiny pig)


40. I used to hate eating in front of people.


41. I like black and white photo's better than color.


42. I think its funny that we spent decades figuring out how to get color pictures but everyone converts at least one picture back to black and white.


43. I'm cheap..worse than a jew lol.


44. I can drive stick shift.


45. My first best friends name was Saybra.


46. My second best friends name was Sam.


47. Followed by Lindsey.


48. Now Shelby!!


49. I've been to New York, Paris, London, and Dublin. Those are the only places really worth bragging about. (except for the places on the CHT..those were pretty cool)


50. I love taking pictures but I always feel stupid taking out my camera.


51. I've always thought I look better in pics when I don't know they're being taken, but I've never found anyone to follow me around with a camera..darn it.


52. My middle name is Elizabeth.


53. I was named after my great uncle.


54. My nickname was going to be Ali.


55. Only one person has ever called me that.


56. I think it'd be cool if my husband was the only one to call me that.


57. I've never pulled an all nighter.


58. I love sleeping...its one of my favorite things to do.


59. I want a calling in young womens.


60. I rarely talk to my dad.


61. Most of my family is catholic.


62. Rollar coasters make me sick.


63. I love Disney movies.


64. I've only been to Disneyland twice.


65. The first time got the flu and couldn't go for more than 2 hours.


66. The second time I went with my bf who I really didn't like and spent the whole day trying to keep him away from me.


67. I've never been popular because I hate meeting new people.


68. I'm only shy when I'm completely surrounded by people I don't know. If I have one friend there I'm usually ok.


69. I was asked to prom 4 different times but only got to go once.


70. The reason for that is everyone bailed when they realized I wouldn't sleep with them.


71. My best friend and I thought we broke her step dad's lap top because her bf told us to DL porn and we thought it put a virus on it.


72. My best friend used to make me call everyone for her because we sounded the same on the phone and she was always to chicken to do it.


73. When I laugh super hard I fart..bahaha hopefully everyone's stopped reading by now.


74. I hate pancakes.


75. I make bomb french toast...srsly..its legit.


76. I sew my own pillows.
77. I love music.
78. I have 12 cousins.
79. My favorite movie growing up was Parent Trap.
80. My favorite movies now are Memoirs of a Geisha, A Walk To Remember, and Tranformers.
81. I'm a hopeless romantic.
82. My favorite restaurant is Benni Hannas...however you spell it.
83. I didn't go to the strip until I was 18.
84. I've lived in Vegas my whole life.
85. I've never been to a wedding.
86. I've never thrown a party.
87. I really really want a toyota tacoma!!
88. I love dancing!
89. I wear a 9 in shoes.
90. I have huge feet.
91. Seriously I wear the same size as my mom and she's 3 inches taller than me.
92. I've had a lot of pets in my lifetime.
93. My favorite number is 15.
94. 13 sucks as a number (hahaha)
95. I want to learn to swing dance.
96. I love horses.
97. I want a ranch some time in my life.
98. My full name is Alix..not alexandra or alexis or any of that..just Alix.
99. I thought I wanted 4 or 6 kids..now I don't know.
100. I don't want to have kids until 5 years after I'm married because once you have kids you can never be alone with your husband again...until your an old fart.

Gah Shelby!!!

5 Things I was doing 5 years ago

1. Getting my first kiss by the buses where EVERYONE and the MOM could see.

2. Watching my mom get married to a crazy in city hall.

3. Moving all the way across town yet having to drive clear to the other end to go to school.

4. Eating pickles in my front yard because our house had been cleaned out and that's all we had to eat.

5. Singing on the bus ride home with the girl I would call my Soul Sista until junior year.

5 Things on My To-Do-List

1. Making it onto Shelby's to do list. (HINT HINT!)

2. Going to see 17 again and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past by myself because Chey refuses to go.

3. Getting my drug tests done so I can start officially making some mula at the Wynn.

4. Going to Dixie and finally getting away from my house for a bit.

5. Buying a new car...one who's alarm doesn't go off for no reason and refuse to shut up please!

5 Places I've Lived

1. Avon Street (Las Vegas)

2. San Bruno (Las Vegas)

3. The GHETTO!!! (Las Vegas)

4. Rainbow Cove (Where I live now)

5. Somewhere in Greenvalley in my crazy ex-step dad's house (Las Vegas)

5 Things I Want to Be Doing in 5 Years

1. Having se....I mean Married!!! (just kidding about that first part lol)

2. Starting my second year of teaching and being done with college (for the time being).

3. Owning a house and not paying rent.

4. Making more than $10 an hour.

5. Thinking about having kids in the DISTANT future!!

5 People I Tag

Sadly I don't even know that many people and Shelby already tagged me...so the only person left is.........

CHEY!!!!

( Have fun sucker bahahaha :-* )

Hormones Suck

Seriously what the freak. Let me tell you a little story. Once while I was a sophomore in high school a crazy lady named Aunt Flow came to visit me. She had visited me previously but I hated her!! Anyways, she decided to visit me but I decided not to let her ruin my weekend. So I went to the movies with my family. We saw Bridge To Tarabithia (great movie!!). The theater was filled with mainly old people and 8 year olds with the exception of me my mom and my brother. Towards the end of the movie something shocking happened and I started to bawl. Not cry my friends, BAWL. Like sobbing making noise I can hardely breath bawl. Anyways I cried and cried until the old lady next to me asked if I would please shut up because I was scaring her grand-daughter. Yikes. Anyways. You may be wondering what this has to do with anything. Well I never cry!! Honestly it rarely happens. Except when Aunt Flow visits me. Then I can't stop crying!!!! I'll cry over happy things, sad things, stupid things, you name it and I'll cry for it. In fact I'm sitting here right now trying to hold back tears because I don't even know why.

Anyways, today I had ANOTHER job interview. This one was for the YMCA. I already got hired at the Wynn but I had nothing better to do today so I figured I'd go check it out. We had a group interview just like at the Wynn except this time there were only half as many people, BUT it took us 2 hours (the Wynn took 30 minutes). Anyways I only talked for a total of 6.5 minutes of the 2 hours. The other 113.5 minutes I tried to figure out who was mormon. It's a fun game sometimes. Like this one kid said he was an Eagle Scout and his last name was Mauer (I know a mormon Mauer who goes to the same school as the dude) anyways then he said he could work on Sunday. So he could be mormon...or not..or a bad mormon!!! BAAA.

After the interview was done and I had determined 5 people in the group were Mo-Mo's they interviewers told us we were all invited back next Wednesday to do a skills test. They started by explaining that we'd have to do some first aid and cpr stuff. I was all for it until they said we would have to do the 300 yd swim again. Holy crap the first time I had to do that I didn't even swim all of the (I cheated..so sue me) and I almost gave up my $90 because I felt like death was upon me. I had seriously never felt such horrible body pain!!!! So I opted out and decided to just stick with my very nice and EASY job at the Wynn. 10.50 an hour to sit in a chair and tan..plus tips if I happen to give an old guy a towel!!! My boss today told me that I probly got hired because I'm cute!!! I refuse to take that as an insult because who wouldn't wanna get paid for that...even if it means I was hired based on looks and not my brains OR personality.

I Hate The Dentist!!!

So I had a dentist appointment this morning. As you can tell by the title I effing hate the dentist. Srsly! They just cause me pain. And they put weird ace funk stuff on my teeth. Last time I went to the dentist they put some weird stuff on my teeth and told me I couldn't eat, drink, or brush for the next few hours. So being the genius that I am I went to the mall thinking no one would see me in the middle of the afternoon on a Thursday!! However, I was dead wrong. I ran into my ex, his friend, and his girl friend. I basically said hi and ran away. So today she tells me she's gonna put the stuff on my teeth again and I got up and left. I wasn't going to school like that.

Anyways I also got a new book today!! I'm excited to read it! OH OH AND!!! I got the job lifeguarding at the Wynn!!! HELLS YA BABY!!!